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I saw this on another forum. It gave me a chuckle…
Did you sell your soul for games?
Fri Apr 16 04:25PM by Yahoo! UK Games Editor
Answer this question honestly – do you read the small print when you buy games on the internet?
High Street retailing giant GameStation decided to put this to the test and inserted a new clause into their terms and conditions earlier this month that granted them legal rights to the immortal souls of thousands of their online customers. Here, in darkest legalese, is how they got away with such a heinous act:
“By placing an order via this Web site on the first day of the fourth month of the year 2010 Anno Domini, you agree to grant Us a non transferable option to claim, for now and for ever more, your immortal soul. Should We wish to exercise this option, you agree to surrender your immortal soul, and any claim you may have on it, within 5 (five) working days of receiving written notification from gamestation.co.uk or one of its duly authorised minions.”
GameStation’s fiendish clause specified that they might serve such notice in “six foot-high letters of fire” too, but also offered customers an option to opt out, rewarding them with a £5 money-off voucher if they did so.
Alas, hardly anyone noticed the clause, let alone the substantial bonus for spotting the gag. More to the point, the fact that it passed more or less unnoticed raises an important issue – too few people actually read the small print when they make online purchases.
According to GameStation, around 7,500 customers carelessly signed their souls away on the day. Were you one of them…?
SamBee wrote:…According to GameStation, around 7,500 customers carelessly signed their souls away on the day. Were you one of them…?
No.
That is very amusing. It speaks to my twisted sense of humor. 
😈 What Brian said. All I could do was laugh – especially since I probably would have been one of the ones who signed without reading it. Of course, since I’m Mormon and headed to Hell anyway, does it really matter? 
Old-Timer wrote:… Of course, since I’m Mormon and headed to Hell anyway, does it really matter?
😆 😆 Well, there is a kind of serious message here. It always annoys me how whenever we go for bank accounts etc, we get given about ten pages of unreadable small print, and are expected to sign it straight away, without bothering to read it. And it’s written in such a way, you can’t understand most of it at a skim.
So that’s the moral, we get conned all the time, and don’t have the time to read all the small print… but if we’re not careful, we might just sell our souls.
I’m sure there’s a more spiritual point in here somewhere as well. The Devil leads to sin through the small print?!
p.s. I liked the letters of fire bit.
😆 Old-Timer wrote:since I’m Mormon and headed to Hell anyway
Well sure. That’s a given Ray. But give us a year there. We’ll have the place properly irrigated for crops and decorated quite nicely. Within no time at all, there be all the green jello salad and creamed casseroles one could eat. The activities committee will have lots of parties scheduled too.
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