A couple Kirby columns I like

The first is this week’s, pretty much AofF 11 without saying so. http://www.sltrib.com/news/3091213-155/kirby-keeping-the-gospel-sharp-and” class=”bbcode_url”>http://www.sltrib.com/news/3091213-155/kirby-keeping-the-gospel-sharp-and I don’t see any difference in sharpening knives and the lady who knits. I, of course, use my tablet or phone so it could appear I’m not actually listening tot he talks – and sometimes that’s right (if I am listening I’m probably not on my device).

Not everyone worships the same way, including people who worship the same thing. For me, there are only two appropriate forms of worship: my way and everybody else’s.

This isn’t how most people worship. Some will even insist that quietly sharpening knives during church isn’t what Heavenly Father would have me do. Maybe. But I suspect these people all have dull imaginations and even duller knives.

The second emphasizes our humanity and how we’re all in this together. http://www.sltrib.com/news/3070555-155/kirby-mormonism-buddhism-atheism-theyre” class=”bbcode_url”>http://www.sltrib.com/news/3070555-155/kirby-mormonism-buddhism-atheism-theyre

Get mad all you want—which will only prove my point—but you’re a member of CHF [Church of Human Foolishness] as well. Rastafarian, Mormon, Pentecostal, Buddhist, Taoist, Jew, crystal gazer, Muslim, atheist, or Coven of Pot Stirring Crones, you are first and foremost a member of the Church of Human Foolishness.