An Alternative Needed (Sometimes)

[Anonymous]

rebeccad wrote:

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Maybe they are worried about the poor inexperienced piano player trying to keep up.

I’m sure that is sometimes the case, but not always.

Personally I have told my children the songs they are to sing at my funeral, and have told them that if they sing them too slowly (they are up tempo songs) that I will personally arise from my casket and lead them at the proper tempo myself.

I have listened to songs at funeral tempo my whole life, so at my funeral we will sing songs at the correct tempo.

😆 I hope you’ll forgive me then if I am reluctant to attend. As much as I would love to hear songs sung at their proper place, I’m not that eager to be led in them by a corpse!

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[Anonymous]

rebecca, I’ve told my wife and kids that I want a tape recorder in my coffin that will go off if my funeral lasts for more than an hour – tops. It will be my voice screaming,

“Get out of here and start the party!!!”

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