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If we have inactive, and less active members, shouldn’t we refer to members with several callings as ” hyperactive”? Jazernorth posted about laws in another thread and it reminded me of a fun website that lists some crazy laws in Utah, such as… Quote:No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call.
It is considered an offense to hunt whales.
It is against the law to fish from horseback.
Alcohol may not be sold during an emergency.
It is illegal
notto drink milk. A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.
[source:
http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/utah ]
So if I hear of any of you hunting whales in Utah, I will be offended.
:wtf: I need to point out that most of the dumb laws listed in books and on sites like that are old laws that simply haven’t been rescinded but aren’t enforced – but they are absolutely hilarious. 😆 I remember one (can’t remember the state) where it is illegal to sell a pickle that will break when dropped 12 inches.
😯 I like to imagine the situations that caused these laws to be passed in the first place.
Holy pickles, Ray. I wonder whose rights were infringed with that law? And the other point…it ain’t just Utah.
In Colorado, in one city there is a law that states:
Quote:It is illegal to throw a missile at a car.
Why does that even have to be a law? What happened to pen that one??????Actually you’d be surprised. Great Salt Lake was rumored to contain a whale. Granted we’re into Nessie territory here. Remember missile in this context could include tomatoes or gravel etc
Check out Idaho!!! SamBee wrote:Check out Idaho!!!
Apparently, there are problems in Idaho with people fishing on giraffes and camels.Not to mention smiling, and policemen approaching cars whose occupants are, well, you know… What matters. I could have a better attitude, but my insurance doesn’t cover those meds. I saw our bishop sidling through some chairs the other day. “What’s up?” I said, “I thought bishops could only move diagonally.”
In honor of everyone here: Quote:If God gives us only what we can handle, He must think I’m a bad-ass.
One of Sean Connery’s less remembered films, post Bond – Zardoz!!! 
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0d/Zardoz_zed.jpg [/img] Thanks a lot, Sam. Now I have to go wash out my eyes and scrub my brain. *shudder* Yes, it is an image that sticks in the mind. 
Actually. if there are any other Sean fans out there, he also appeared in a really bad Disney film about leprechauns before Bond too… I’ll dig out a picture of that. (The young Jennifer Aniston featured in a bad film about leprechauns too :p)
I don’t know if it’s the Zapata/Magnum moustache, red diaper, chest hair or thigh boots which are most disturbing or the full combination of the four.
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