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Robert Kirby does it again, with his tongue firmly placed in his cheek, Kirby discusses conference talks. 
Enjoy:
http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/lifestyle/57765695-80/conference-general-talk-talks.html.csp dash1730 wrote:Robert Kirby does it again, with his tongue firmly placed in his cheek, Kirby discusses conference talks.
Enjoy:
http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/lifestyle/ … s.html.cspQuote:I don’t consider the talks on a par with the Ten Commandments or stuff my wife says.
Ha.
My wife and I are going to set up a physiotherapists in SLC. We’re going to call it Mormon Massages. From my daughter: Quote:Scrolling down Facebook newsfeed is very entertaining. Sometimes I spot a gem like this one.
Quote:“You know, sometimes I feel like Republicans and Democrats are two different cheeks on the same butt.”
Reporter: “So what’s the best thing about being 104 years old?” Old Lady: “No peer pressure.”
Recent comments on another thread reminded me of this hilarious and slightly off-color faux pas from a youth pastor: Worst five-word pick up line ever: Quote:Have you read Section 132?
Worst OCD reaction of the day: Quote:Can “132” be considered one word?
nibbler wrote:Worst OCD reaction of the day:
Quote:Can “132” be considered one word?
No – it’s Plural!!:lolno: :lolno: LookingHard wrote:nibbler wrote:Worst OCD reaction of the day:
Quote:Can “132” be considered one word?
No – it’s Plural!!:lolno: :lolno: iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg
I would like to nominate LookingHard for comment of the year – if not the decade. :thumbup: Quote:It’s always awkward ending phone calls with people I love.
I’m like, “I love you,” and they’re like, “Thank you for choosing Pizza Hut.”
Quote:What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?
Emptiness wrapped in Nothing.
How did the birthday child respond?
You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift.
To which the Buddhist Master replied, “Thank you.”
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