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My dad would swear and then say, “Pardon my French.” One day in school, my teacher asked if anyone could speak another language, so I raised my hand.
I know some Mormons who can speak Double Dutch and Klingon but it’s all Greek to me. People say I’m condescending (that means I am speaking down to you) when I die, I want all those men who were assigned to me as home teachers to lower me into my grave… …so they can let me down one last time.
:angel: Quote:Whoever wrote the song “Easy Like Sunday Morning” never took his kids to church on a regular basis. – Tim Hawkins
[attachment=0]Jesus Today2.jpg[/attachment] That’s not really fair. If Jesus existed today he could at least cure the one person of their gluten allergy… and probably cure that other person of being vegan. :angel: What do Vegans fear the most? ….Nutritionists with facts.
Heber13 wrote:What do Vegans fear the most?
People who don’t get riled by the whole superior passive-aggressive thing?
SamBee wrote:Heber13 wrote:What do Vegans fear the most?
People who don’t get riled by the whole superior passive-aggressive thing?
😆 Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking everyone’s Elvis. A: When did this start, uhuh?
SamBee wrote:Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking everyone’s Elvis.
A: When did this start, uhuh?
Thank ya.Thank ya very much.
LookingHard wrote:SamBee wrote:Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking everyone’s Elvis.
A: When did this start, uhuh?
Thank ya.Thank ya very much.
Even better.
😆 And to do a Weird Al redo of an Elvis classic, “”A little history, I’m all shook up” Don’t encourage me. I can go on with puns until they get ridiculous.
Went to see the Martian the other day. My companion knew nothing about the film and since Ridley Scott of Alien and Prometheus fame directed it – he kept on expecting a carnivorous alien to pop out of the rocks for half the film. 😆
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