Joke of the Day

[Anonymous]

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[Anonymous]

You know you are a middle-way mormon when all of your ex-mo friends insist that you are a believer, and all of your TBM friends insist that you are a non-believer!

[Anonymous]

The Sky is Falling!!!

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Oh… wait…

[Anonymous]

Not a joke per se but I found it funny. Actual conversation with my 5 yr old

5yr old: mom, when is jesus coming?

Me: I don’t know, honey

5yr old: does the prophet know?

Me: no, but it shouldn’t matter we should always try to be kind. . ( kid tunes out)

5yr old: well, we should probably just Google it, that would be easier.

[Anonymous]

Jaxzmin801 wrote:

Not a joke per se but I found it funny. Actual conversation with my 5 yr old

5yr old: mom, when is jesus coming?

Me: I don’t know, honey

5yr old: does the prophet know?

Me: no, but it shouldn’t matter we should always try to be kind. . ( kid tunes out)

5yr old: well, we should probably just Google it, that would be easier.

😆 Out of the mouths of babes….

[Anonymous]

I love it. Thanks for sharing.

[Anonymous]

Starting the “shamelessly stolen” series:

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[Anonymous]

One from my grandpa.

In his ward, a few years prior to him telling me this story, they had an excellent music conductor. Her name was Hope and her family had been in the ward for many years. She knew everyone and loved everyone. She was constantly happy and friendly. When she and her husband moved back into the ward she had grown up in, everyone was happy to see her again, and she was called to lead the music. Soon, as is the way of things, especially in Utah, she became pregnant with their first child. She continued to lead the music cheerfully every week as the delivery date neared.

One Sunday, only a week or so before the baby was due, the whole ward burst out laughing in the middle of a song. She continued to conduct, her grin only growing bigger.

The hymn was “We Thank Thee, O God, for a Prophet” and no one missed the line “There is Hope smiling brightly before us, and we know that deliverance is nigh.”

[Anonymous]

Saw this on social media, quarantine themed hymns:

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