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I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re goin’, and hook up with them later. Heber13 wrote:I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re goin’, and hook up with them later.
Was this a quote from the breakfast club? Where does this saying originate?Oh and for the sake of keeping the cheesy jokes going:
MAY Flowers. What do May Flowers Bring?MAY Flowers brings . . . Pilgrims!
GREEN[/color] “> [/color] [/size] GREEN APPLES A.K.A. RED CROWN. Feel free to delete the invisible writing MOD but dont’ delete my NOTEGREEN[/color] “> [/color] [/size] [
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ6rPBmcED4&NR=1&feature=endscreen greenapples wrote:Heber13 wrote:I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re goin’, and hook up with them later.
Was this a quote from the breakfast club? Where does this saying originate?Oh and for the sake of keeping the cheesy jokes going:
MAY Flowers. What do May Flowers Bring?Highlight below to see the answer
MAY Flowers brings… Pilgrims!
GREEN[/color] “> [/color] [/size] I was once in a night class with three women called April, May and June respectively!
Featherina wrote:Anybody raised in a large family & who had all of the bulk &/or generic stuff, might appreciate this…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ6rPBmcED4&NR=1&feature=endscreen This was very funny.
We had our share of name brand cereals but we also did get the huge “7 year” bags of the off brands too.
SAMBEE wrote:I was once in a night class with three women called April, May and June respectively!
How very fun indeed.
greenapples wrote:Featherina wrote:Anybody raised in a large family & who had all of the bulk &/or generic stuff, might appreciate this…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ6rPBmcED4&NR=1&feature=endscreen This was very funny.
We had our share of name brand cereals but we also did get the huge “7 year” bags of the off brands too.
A few more one-liners…
*Sorry I missed your call. I was too busy dancing to the ringtone!
*Man cannot live by bread alone. He also needs a roll of duct tape and a can of WD-40.
*Odd how all the ‘intelligent life finding instruments’ are pointed away from earth.
St. Peter was guarding the pearly gates when he was approached by a newly deceased man. After going through the regular questions, St. Peter asked curiously, “So, how did you die?” “Well,” the man replied, “I had been suspecting for a while that my wife was having an affair. One day I came home from work and saw a pair of men’s boots by the door. They weren’t mine. So I ran to the bedroom and found my wife in there alone, then searched in the closet and under the bed and then the rest of our 20th floor apartment. Just as I was about to give up, I looked out at our balcony and saw a man hanging over the railing, barely holding on. I pounded on his hands until he let go and dropped to the ground, but then I realized he was still alive, so I threw my refrigerator off the balcony at him. In all the excitement, I had a heart attack right there and died.”
Impressed, St. Peter let him pass.
A second man approached. St. Peter again asked the regular questions and then asked how he died.
“Well, I was painting my balcony on the 25th floor of my apartment building when I tripped and fell over the side. I somehow managed to grab onto a railing, but then some MADMAN came out and started beating my hands! I fell to the ground, and then realized that I was miraculously still alive, but then the psycho threw a refrigerator at me!”
Amazed, St. Peter let him pass.
A third man approached, and St. Peter again asked him how he died.
“Well,” he answered, “I was hiding in this refrigerator….”
A Very funny story/joke meoclew The funniest commercial ever. Period. (Read the article before clicking on the video.) That is rather funny. Near the end of the video there is a link you can click on that takes you to another video of the actual facebook letter. I went ahead and pressed pause so I wouldn’t have to worry about time for reading the letter. It was a joking letter to the company and it’s fun that the company made an advertisement as a response.
I like this one today… I love it, Heber! Filched from another thread, but worth posting here – Do you remember that bit in Ghostbusters with the job interview?
Quote:Janine Melnitz: Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?
Winston Zeddemore: Ah, if there’s a steady paycheck in it, I’ll believe anything you say.
Classic movie. hehe. Good post, Sambee. Thanks Heber. Here’s a few quotes from a hideously underrated film called
The Ruling Class, starring Peter O’ Toole. It’s about an English aristocrat, Jack Arnold Alexander Tancred Gurney, 14th Earl of Gurney, who starts off at the beginning by thinking he is Jesus… Quote:
Lady Claire Gurney: How do you know you’re God?Jack: Simple. When I pray to Him, I find I am talking to myself.
Quote:Dr. Herder: His lordship is a paranoid schizophrenic.
Sir Charles: Paranoid schizophrenic? But he’s a Gurney!
Dr. Herder: Then he’s a paranoid schizophrenic Gurney who believes he’s God.
Sir Charles: But we’ve always been Church of England!
Quote:Jack: I was only trying to do what’s expected me. I recall as a sign of normalcy in our circle to slaughter anything that moves.
Quote:Dr. Herder: To love goodness is to love God. To love God is to love the 14th Earl of Gurney.
Quote:Sir Charles: What about Jack?
Dr. Herder: Remember he’s suffering from delusions of grandeur. In reality he’s an earl, an English aristocrat, a member of the ruling class. Naturally, he’s come to believe there’s only one person grander than that: the Lord God Almighty Himself.
Sir Charles: Are you English?
Dr. Herder: No.
Sir Charles: [
slowly] Ah.
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