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    A funny post (beware: it’s satirical) I did that was a follow up to my first fake Mormon dictionary post.

    http://bycommonconsent.com/2014/07/24/mormon-jargon-2/

    #288289
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    Bear Testimony – When a five year old child gets up on the stand with a cuddly toy.

    BYU – Bring Your Underwear

    Eminem – Munch ‘n’ mingle.

    SS – A mass movement.

    Some of these are a bit similar to a very funny list on a website that should not be mentioned though, but that’s another matter.

    #288290
    Anonymous
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    Thanks! I needed a good laugh today 😆

    #288291
    Anonymous
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    Quote:

    Discussion (n.) to a missionary, a prescribed set of teachings that are delivered to an investigator and then tallied and reported; to a gospel doctrine teacher, asking predictable questions and getting predictable answers

    Yes, Sister Hawkgrrrl, I’m sure that is part of it.

    #288292
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    Quote:

    Ensign (n.) a flag or banner, also a magazine so timeless that articles published last month are hard to distinguish from those written in the 1970s; otherwise, a low ranking Starfleet officer

    Actually, more pictures, shorter words, shorter articles.

    #288293
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    Laughing too hard to type. 😆 Brilliant.

    And for the record – I was inactive on Sunday – I went for a hike. And I am addicted – I’ve drunk ice tea. 😳

    #288294
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    Hahahahaha, move over Robert Kirby. Just what I needed today. Here’s one of my own:

    Persecution: The act of a member of the church being sworn at while supporting a Prop 8 rally.

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